Nokia E71 - mapa kde co najdete
Vložil admin do kategorie Nezařazené, O Nokii E71, Obrázky dne 9. 3. 2009 |Obrázek mobilního telefonu Nokia E71, každá část pečlivě popsaná. Mapa kde co najdete na E71.
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Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
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If you think it’s simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where she is!
Dne 3. 4. 2010. 21.34 v 21.34
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
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I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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Sterling’s Corollary to Clarke’s Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.
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Only one man ever understood me, and he didn’t understand me.
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If quantum physics doesn’t confuse you then you don’t understand it.
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[War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.
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Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
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Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
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My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.
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The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently
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Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
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The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.
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The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That’s where we come in; we’re computer professionals. We cause accidents.
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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
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A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
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The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.
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The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
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It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
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Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.
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Dne 6. 4. 2010. 6.49 v 6.49
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Dne 6. 4. 2010. 9.00 v 9.00
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Dne 6. 4. 2010. 10.24 v 10.24
Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.
Dne 6. 4. 2010. 11.05 v 11.05
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
Dne 6. 4. 2010. 11.41 v 11.41
If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences.
Dne 6. 4. 2010. 11.59 v 11.59
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
Dne 6. 4. 2010. 12.06 v 12.06
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?
Dne 6. 4. 2010. 13.12 v 13.12
I don’t approve of political jokes… I’ve seen too many of them get elected.
Dne 6. 4. 2010. 13.29 v 13.29
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Dne 6. 4. 2010. 13.55 v 13.55
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Dne 6. 4. 2010. 14.17 v 14.17
Many a man’s reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
Dne 6. 4. 2010. 15.01 v 15.01
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Dne 6. 4. 2010. 15.05 v 15.05
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
Dne 6. 4. 2010. 15.23 v 15.23
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Dne 6. 4. 2010. 16.07 v 16.07
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Dne 6. 4. 2010. 16.30 v 16.30
If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Dne 6. 4. 2010. 16.42 v 16.42
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Dne 6. 4. 2010. 16.47 v 16.47
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
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Dne 6. 4. 2010. 18.40 v 18.40
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Dne 6. 4. 2010. 18.58 v 18.58
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
Dne 6. 4. 2010. 19.27 v 19.27
One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
Dne 6. 4. 2010. 19.49 v 19.49
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Dne 6. 4. 2010. 19.53 v 19.53
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.
Dne 6. 4. 2010. 20.49 v 20.49
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a ‘C’, the idea must be feasible.
Dne 6. 4. 2010. 21.42 v 21.42
Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he’d lie just to keep his hand in.
Dne 6. 4. 2010. 21.53 v 21.53
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
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Dne 6. 4. 2010. 22.18 v 22.18
A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
Dne 6. 4. 2010. 22.36 v 22.36
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
Dne 6. 4. 2010. 23.25 v 23.25
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The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
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The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 1.31 v 1.31
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 1.47 v 1.47
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Dne 7. 4. 2010. 1.54 v 1.54
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 2.28 v 2.28
It’s strange, isn’t it. You stand in the middle of a library and go ‘aaaaagghhhh’ and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 2.29 v 2.29
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft… and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 3.24 v 3.24
I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 3.29 v 3.29
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven’t said enough.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 3.32 v 3.32
I don’t pray because I don’t want to bore God.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 4.34 v 4.34
I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 4.59 v 4.59
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 5.40 v 5.40
C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 6.37 v 6.37
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 7.45 v 7.45
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don’t work, those that break down and those that get lost.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 8.09 v 8.09
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 8.14 v 8.14
VEKIHuov
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 8.47 v 8.47
The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 8.50 v 8.50
Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 9.18 v 9.18
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 9.40 v 9.40
> > > Goodbye to all! Thanks for years of great fun and good > > > business! > > Suicide or MS C++? > Is there a difference? Suicide hurts only once…
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 9.48 v 9.48
Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 10.45 v 10.45
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 11.09 v 11.09
It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 12.17 v 12.17
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 13.24 v 13.24
The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 14.16 v 14.16
Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 14.32 v 14.32
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 15.39 v 15.39
Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 16.45 v 16.45
Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 16.56 v 16.56
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 17.27 v 17.27
The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 17.34 v 17.34
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 18.52 v 18.52
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 19.19 v 19.19
I wouldn’t mind dying - it’s the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 20.27 v 20.27
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 20.54 v 20.54
The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 22.38 v 22.38
O’Toole’s Corollary of Finagle’s Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 22.45 v 22.45
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy — the mother.
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 23.27 v 23.27
xZyAYUe
Dne 7. 4. 2010. 23.55 v 23.55
Java, the best argument for Smalltalk since C++.
Dne 8. 4. 2010. 1.17 v 1.17
We don’t like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
Dne 8. 4. 2010. 1.49 v 1.49
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
Dne 8. 4. 2010. 5.00 v 5.00
A [pseudo]random number generator is much like sex: when it’s good it’s wonderful, and when it’s bad it’s still pretty good.
Dne 8. 4. 2010. 5.42 v 5.42
If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.
Dne 8. 4. 2010. 6.13 v 6.13
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
Dne 8. 4. 2010. 7.26 v 7.26
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
Dne 8. 4. 2010. 7.33 v 7.33
In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
Dne 8. 4. 2010. 9.23 v 9.23
And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Dne 8. 4. 2010. 9.48 v 9.48
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
Dne 8. 4. 2010. 11.01 v 11.01
My current job sucks so hard, black holes are going green with envy.
Dne 8. 4. 2010. 11.09 v 11.09
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Dne 8. 4. 2010. 12.10 v 12.10
It is practically imposible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.
Dne 8. 4. 2010. 12.53 v 12.53
We didn’t lose the game; we just ran out of time.
Dne 8. 4. 2010. 13.21 v 13.21
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Dne 8. 4. 2010. 14.48 v 14.48
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
Dne 8. 4. 2010. 15.08 v 15.08
hisNor
Dne 8. 4. 2010. 15.25 v 15.25
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
Dne 8. 4. 2010. 17.32 v 17.32
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
Dne 8. 4. 2010. 17.34 v 17.34
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
Dne 8. 4. 2010. 18.38 v 18.38
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
Dne 8. 4. 2010. 18.49 v 18.49
The truth is more important than the facts.
Dne 8. 4. 2010. 19.06 v 19.06
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
Dne 8. 4. 2010. 19.56 v 19.56
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Dne 8. 4. 2010. 20.54 v 20.54
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.
Dne 8. 4. 2010. 21.05 v 21.05
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
Dne 8. 4. 2010. 22.10 v 22.10
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Dne 9. 4. 2010. 1.31 v 1.31
Everything that can be invented has been invented.
Dne 9. 4. 2010. 1.50 v 1.50
They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you’ve got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn’t your biggest problem.
Dne 9. 4. 2010. 2.40 v 2.40
I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to.
Dne 9. 4. 2010. 3.28 v 3.28
You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I’ve only ever had one.
Dne 9. 4. 2010. 6.15 v 6.15
EjOmIfO
Dne 9. 4. 2010. 6.50 v 6.50
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
Dne 9. 4. 2010. 7.20 v 7.20
The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.
Dne 9. 4. 2010. 8.27 v 8.27
True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
Dne 9. 4. 2010. 8.34 v 8.34
Not only is there no God, but you try getting a plumber at weekends.
Dne 9. 4. 2010. 9.36 v 9.36
If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.
Dne 9. 4. 2010. 10.10 v 10.10
And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings
Dne 9. 4. 2010. 10.39 v 10.39
I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.
Dne 9. 4. 2010. 11.40 v 11.40
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
Dne 9. 4. 2010. 12.44 v 12.44
The chain reaction of evil — wars producing more wars — must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.
Dne 9. 4. 2010. 13.15 v 13.15
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
Dne 9. 4. 2010. 13.49 v 13.49
Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
Dne 9. 4. 2010. 14.54 v 14.54
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
Dne 9. 4. 2010. 14.56 v 14.56
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
Dne 9. 4. 2010. 16.34 v 16.34
I have an existential map; it has ‘you are here’ written all over it.
Dne 9. 4. 2010. 17.08 v 17.08
It’s dangerous to underestimate the intelligence of a customer who grew a business that’s successful enough to require a large and complex set of software
Dne 9. 4. 2010. 17.17 v 17.17
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Dne 9. 4. 2010. 19.47 v 19.47
The only way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.
Dne 9. 4. 2010. 20.28 v 20.28
The truth is more important than the facts.
Dne 9. 4. 2010. 20.30 v 20.30
I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.
Dne 9. 4. 2010. 21.30 v 21.30
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven’t said enough.
Dne 9. 4. 2010. 21.33 v 21.33
PAFXoR
Dne 9. 4. 2010. 21.37 v 21.37
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don’t add up.
Dne 9. 4. 2010. 22.49 v 22.49
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Dne 9. 4. 2010. 23.16 v 23.16
If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track
Dne 9. 4. 2010. 23.56 v 23.56
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 0.54 v 0.54
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 1.03 v 1.03
If quantum physics doesn’t confuse you then you don’t understand it.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 3.16 v 3.16
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft… and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 4.21 v 4.21
Either he’s dead or my watch has stopped.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 6.37 v 6.37
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 7.47 v 7.47
Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 8.53 v 8.53
Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 9.25 v 9.25
Once you’ve written TBicycle, you never forget how.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 10.02 v 10.02
Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 11.08 v 11.08
O’Toole’s Corollary of Finagle’s Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 12.20 v 12.20
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 12.48 v 12.48
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 13.15 v 13.15
XCiOrq
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 13.19 v 13.19
Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 13.34 v 13.34
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven’t said enough.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 14.11 v 14.11
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 14.47 v 14.47
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 15.11 v 15.11
Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 15.55 v 15.55
The truth is more important than the facts.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 15.59 v 15.59
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 16.13 v 16.13
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 16.15 v 16.15
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 16.31 v 16.31
Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 16.53 v 16.53
We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 17.01 v 17.01
Everybody’s worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there’s a really easy way: stop participating in it.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 17.17 v 17.17
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 17.46 v 17.46
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 17.57 v 17.57
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 18.01 v 18.01
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 18.16 v 18.16
UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 18.53 v 18.53
I’m not a member of any organized political party, I’m a Democrat!
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 19.14 v 19.14
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 19.16 v 19.16
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 19.55 v 19.55
If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 20.13 v 20.13
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 20.41 v 20.41
It was the experience of mystery — even if mixed with fear — that engendered religion.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 20.44 v 20.44
We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 20.57 v 20.57
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 21.10 v 21.10
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 21.50 v 21.50
Java, the best argument for Smalltalk since C++.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 21.53 v 21.53
People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 21.54 v 21.54
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 22.07 v 22.07
O’Toole’s Corollary of Finagle’s Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 22.08 v 22.08
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 22.08 v 22.08
I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 22.52 v 22.52
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 22.52 v 22.52
To err is human — and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 23.16 v 23.16
If it wasn’t for C, we’d be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 23.29 v 23.29
I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 23.34 v 23.34
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.
Dne 10. 4. 2010. 23.53 v 23.53
I don’t approve of political jokes… I’ve seen too many of them get elected.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 0.05 v 0.05
Jesus may love you, but I think you’re garbage wrapped in skin.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 0.48 v 0.48
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 0.55 v 0.55
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 0.55 v 0.55
Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 1.05 v 1.05
A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 1.10 v 1.10
Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 2.03 v 2.03
The chain reaction of evil — wars producing more wars — must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 2.04 v 2.04
The truth is more important than the facts.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 2.05 v 2.05
Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 2.47 v 2.47
A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn’t have an air force.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 3.06 v 3.06
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 3.59 v 3.59
The trouble with the Internet is that it’s replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 4.20 v 4.20
Elegance is not a dispensable luxury but a factor that decides between success and failure.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 5.14 v 5.14
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 5.16 v 5.16
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 5.35 v 5.35
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: ‘His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 6.10 v 6.10
XGJJoO
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 7.14 v 7.14
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 7.25 v 7.25
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 8.21 v 8.21
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 8.26 v 8.26
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 8.46 v 8.46
O’Toole’s Corollary of Finagle’s Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 8.57 v 8.57
Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 9.23 v 9.23
If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 10.20 v 10.20
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I’m going to miss mine by just a few days.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 10.28 v 10.28
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 10.29 v 10.29
If the United Nations once admits that international disputes can be settled by using force, then we will have destroyed the foundation of the organization and our best hope of establishing a world order.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 11.32 v 11.32
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 11.33 v 11.33
A good sermon should be like a woman’s skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 11.58 v 11.58
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 12.41 v 12.41
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 13.12 v 13.12
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 13.25 v 13.25
To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that’s ok because you’ll be a mile away from him and you’ll have his shoes.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 13.40 v 13.40
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 13.50 v 13.50
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 13.53 v 13.53
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said ‘You’ve been promoted’. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said ‘You’ve been promoted again’. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said ‘You’re managing director.’ And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said ‘What happened to you?’ And I Said ‘I careered off the road.’
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 15.00 v 15.00
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 15.30 v 15.30
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 16.15 v 16.15
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather… not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car…
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 16.35 v 16.35
If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 16.47 v 16.47
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 17.18 v 17.18
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 17.38 v 17.38
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 18.07 v 18.07
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 18.17 v 18.17
Raymond’s Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 19.33 v 19.33
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 19.51 v 19.51
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 20.27 v 20.27
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 20.35 v 20.35
Physics is not a religion. If it were, we’d have a much easier time raising money.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 20.40 v 20.40
Politically Correct UNIX System VI Release notes
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 21.35 v 21.35
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 21.44 v 21.44
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 21.46 v 21.46
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 22.50 v 22.50
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee — that will do them in.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 22.57 v 22.57
I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.
Dne 11. 4. 2010. 23.31 v 23.31
nBKnrK
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 0.07 v 0.07
It’s impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 1.02 v 1.02
Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 1.19 v 1.19
Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 3.15 v 3.15
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 3.46 v 3.46
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 4.44 v 4.44
Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 4.45 v 4.45
Physics is not a religion. If it were, we’d have a much easier time raising money.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 5.04 v 5.04
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it — and some of your spouse’s family too.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 5.35 v 5.35
If you can read this you’re not aiming in the right direction.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 6.23 v 6.23
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 6.28 v 6.28
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 6.39 v 6.39
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 7.43 v 7.43
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 8.11 v 8.11
A hen is only an eggs way of making another egg.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 8.35 v 8.35
The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 8.59 v 8.59
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 9.52 v 9.52
Hanlon’s Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 10.18 v 10.18
Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 10.28 v 10.28
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 11.18 v 11.18
Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 11.30 v 11.30
One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 11.35 v 11.35
I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 13.07 v 13.07
If it wasn’t for muscle spasms, I wouldn’t get any exercise at all.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 13.35 v 13.35
Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 15.27 v 15.27
Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 15.57 v 15.57
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 16.15 v 16.15
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Dne 12. 4. 2010. 16.34 v 16.34
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 17.06 v 17.06
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 18.48 v 18.48
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 18.50 v 18.50
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 19.37 v 19.37
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 19.53 v 19.53
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 20.22 v 20.22
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 20.50 v 20.50
It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood… War is hell.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 20.58 v 20.58
Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn’t mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 21.54 v 21.54
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 21.59 v 21.59
The purpose of computing is not numbers but insight.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 22.01 v 22.01
Heav’n hath no rage like love to hatred turn’d, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn’d.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 23.04 v 23.04
Smith & Wesson the original point and click interface.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 23.07 v 23.07
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
Dne 12. 4. 2010. 23.32 v 23.32
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 0.09 v 0.09
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where she is!
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 0.27 v 0.27
I don’t even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 0.56 v 0.56
Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 1.09 v 1.09
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 1.15 v 1.15
The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 2.47 v 2.47
A good sermon should be like a woman’s skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 2.48 v 2.48
Everywhere I go I’m asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don’t stifle enough of them.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 3.31 v 3.31
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 4.30 v 4.30
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 4.31 v 4.31
It’s strange, isn’t it. You stand in the middle of a library and go ‘aaaaagghhhh’ and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 4.45 v 4.45
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 6.01 v 6.01
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 6.35 v 6.35
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 7.49 v 7.49
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 8.11 v 8.11
Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers?
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 8.15 v 8.15
Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 8.32 v 8.32
Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 9.21 v 9.21
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Dne 13. 4. 2010. 9.59 v 9.59
Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 10.05 v 10.05
Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 10.55 v 10.55
Anyone who starts a sentence, ‘With all due respect …’ is about to insult you.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 11.29 v 11.29
Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 11.40 v 11.40
They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist–
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 11.51 v 11.51
Marry me and I’ll never look at another horse!
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 12.05 v 12.05
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said ‘no’.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 13.25 v 13.25
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 13.43 v 13.43
Three o’clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 15.39 v 15.39
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 15.45 v 15.45
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 16.20 v 16.20
I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It’s about Russia.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 18.20 v 18.20
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn’t.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 19.04 v 19.04
People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 19.28 v 19.28
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 19.35 v 19.35
Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 20.07 v 20.07
I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 20.16 v 20.16
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 20.41 v 20.41
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 21.09 v 21.09
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 21.11 v 21.11
It’s wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 22.19 v 22.19
In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 22.33 v 22.33
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 22.50 v 22.50
It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 23.18 v 23.18
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 23.40 v 23.40
The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.
Dne 13. 4. 2010. 23.51 v 23.51
Emulate your heros, but don’t carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 0.31 v 0.31
A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 0.32 v 0.32
The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 0.40 v 0.40
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 0.53 v 0.53
A man can’t be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 1.31 v 1.31
Only one man ever understood me, and he didn’t understand me.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 1.47 v 1.47
Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 2.01 v 2.01
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Dne 14. 4. 2010. 2.55 v 2.55
I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can’t understand is, if they don’t know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 3.21 v 3.21
Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 3.54 v 3.54
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 5.13 v 5.13
In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 5.17 v 5.17
Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 6.54 v 6.54
Some men, in order to prevent the supposed intentions of their adversaries, have committed the most enormous cruelties.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 7.15 v 7.15
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 7.35 v 7.35
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 8.16 v 8.16
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 8.43 v 8.43
It’s impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 9.10 v 9.10
What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don’t know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that’s my position.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 9.11 v 9.11
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 9.34 v 9.34
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 9.53 v 9.53
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 10.55 v 10.55
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 11.03 v 11.03
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 11.07 v 11.07
I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 12.11 v 12.11
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 12.17 v 12.17
If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 12.46 v 12.46
If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 13.02 v 13.02
I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 14.46 v 14.46
Ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 15.08 v 15.08
The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 16.23 v 16.23
The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 17.16 v 17.16
For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 19.23 v 19.23
Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 19.28 v 19.28
MArSoXr
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 19.37 v 19.37
In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 20.24 v 20.24
A hen is only an eggs way of making another egg.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 21.28 v 21.28
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 21.39 v 21.39
My last cow just died, so I won’t need your bull anymore.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 22.45 v 22.45
A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 22.53 v 22.53
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
Dne 14. 4. 2010. 23.59 v 23.59
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Dne 15. 4. 2010. 0.10 v 0.10
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
Dne 15. 4. 2010. 0.58 v 0.58
I have an existential map; it has ‘you are here’ written all over it.
Dne 15. 4. 2010. 1.00 v 1.00
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
Dne 15. 4. 2010. 1.10 v 1.10
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Dne 15. 4. 2010. 1.23 v 1.23
Hofstadter’s Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter’s Law.
Dne 15. 4. 2010. 2.23 v 2.23
I hope life isn’t a big joke … because I don’t get it.
Dne 15. 4. 2010. 2.48 v 2.48
I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It’s pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.
Dne 15. 4. 2010. 3.57 v 3.57
Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
Dne 15. 4. 2010. 4.35 v 4.35
Finagle’s Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will — at the worst possible moment.
Dne 15. 4. 2010. 4.45 v 4.45
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn’t get bigger or heavier.
Dne 15. 4. 2010. 5.17 v 5.17
Biologically speaking, if something bites you it’s more likely to be female.
Dne 15. 4. 2010. 6.41 v 6.41
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Dne 15. 4. 2010. 6.48 v 6.48
I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
Dne 15. 4. 2010. 7.03 v 7.03
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
Dne 15. 4. 2010. 9.24 v 9.24
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Dne 15. 4. 2010. 10.52 v 10.52
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Dne 15. 4. 2010. 10.55 v 10.55
To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
Dne 15. 4. 2010. 12.17 v 12.17
If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track
Dne 15. 4. 2010. 13.01 v 13.01
The covers of this book are too far apart.
Dne 15. 4. 2010. 13.04 v 13.04
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Dne 15. 4. 2010. 16.24 v 16.24
A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, ‘Don’t you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?’ I said ‘I didn’t know there were any witnesses. Now I’ll have to kill you too’.
Dne 15. 4. 2010. 17.01 v 17.01
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Dne 15. 4. 2010. 19.36 v 19.36
Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!
Dne 15. 4. 2010. 20.58 v 20.58
… one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
Dne 15. 4. 2010. 22.16 v 22.16
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
Dne 15. 4. 2010. 23.25 v 23.25
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
Dne 15. 4. 2010. 23.31 v 23.31
I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
Dne 16. 4. 2010. 0.45 v 0.45
> > > Goodbye to all! Thanks for years of great fun and good > > > business! > > Suicide or MS C++? > Is there a difference? Suicide hurts only once…
Dne 16. 4. 2010. 1.09 v 1.09
Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.
Dne 16. 4. 2010. 4.24 v 4.24
Some men, in order to prevent the supposed intentions of their adversaries, have committed the most enormous cruelties.
Dne 16. 4. 2010. 4.41 v 4.41
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don’t seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Dne 16. 4. 2010. 6.30 v 6.30
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Dne 16. 4. 2010. 23.53 v 23.53
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Dne 17. 4. 2010. 3.34 v 3.34
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Dne 17. 4. 2010. 7.20 v 7.20
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
Dne 17. 4. 2010. 10.05 v 10.05
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
Dne 17. 4. 2010. 17.43 v 17.43
BXHEzNS
Dne 18. 4. 2010. 14.12 v 14.12
VUKiPfGP
Dne 18. 4. 2010. 15.40 v 15.40
You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I’ve only ever had one.
Dne 18. 4. 2010. 15.40 v 15.40
Politically Correct UNIX System VI Release notes
Dne 18. 4. 2010. 16.05 v 16.05
I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Dne 18. 4. 2010. 16.10 v 16.10
Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.
Dne 18. 4. 2010. 18.31 v 18.31
If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.
Dne 18. 4. 2010. 18.38 v 18.38
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
Dne 18. 4. 2010. 19.53 v 19.53
Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it’s because they’re such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.
Dne 18. 4. 2010. 19.57 v 19.57
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Dne 18. 4. 2010. 21.10 v 21.10
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Dne 18. 4. 2010. 21.15 v 21.15
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
Dne 18. 4. 2010. 22.14 v 22.14
Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.
Dne 18. 4. 2010. 22.14 v 22.14
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
Dne 18. 4. 2010. 22.42 v 22.42
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
Dne 19. 4. 2010. 15.19 v 15.19
Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn’t.
Dne 19. 4. 2010. 16.47 v 16.47
I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change
Dne 19. 4. 2010. 19.47 v 19.47
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Dne 19. 4. 2010. 21.07 v 21.07
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
Dne 19. 4. 2010. 21.28 v 21.28
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
Dne 19. 4. 2010. 22.21 v 22.21
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Dne 19. 4. 2010. 23.12 v 23.12
One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
Dne 19. 4. 2010. 23.27 v 23.27
Early to rise, Early to bed, Makes a man healthy but socially dead.
Dne 19. 4. 2010. 23.32 v 23.32
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
Dne 20. 4. 2010. 0.54 v 0.54
I have four children which is not bad considering I’m not a Catholic.
Dne 20. 4. 2010. 1.52 v 1.52
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Dne 20. 4. 2010. 2.40 v 2.40
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
Dne 20. 4. 2010. 12.55 v 12.55
The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment
Dne 20. 4. 2010. 13.19 v 13.19
Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.
Dne 20. 4. 2010. 16.14 v 16.14
A man can’t get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
Dne 20. 4. 2010. 20.49 v 20.49
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Dne 21. 4. 2010. 5.19 v 5.19
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
Dne 21. 4. 2010. 5.51 v 5.51
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes
Dne 21. 4. 2010. 8.27 v 8.27
I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
Dne 21. 4. 2010. 9.47 v 9.47
You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I’ve only ever had one.
Dne 21. 4. 2010. 10.11 v 10.11
They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist–
Dne 21. 4. 2010. 11.05 v 11.05
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
Dne 21. 4. 2010. 11.46 v 11.46
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Dne 21. 4. 2010. 11.58 v 11.58
If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track
Dne 21. 4. 2010. 12.19 v 12.19
Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.
Dne 21. 4. 2010. 12.39 v 12.39
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Dne 22. 4. 2010. 2.30 v 2.30
VhTJaK
Dne 22. 4. 2010. 3.43 v 3.43
Anyone who starts a sentence, ‘With all due respect …’ is about to insult you.
Dne 22. 4. 2010. 6.36 v 6.36
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
Dne 22. 4. 2010. 7.58 v 7.58
Why did God create dentists? — In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.
Dne 22. 4. 2010. 8.20 v 8.20
Everywhere I go I’m asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don’t stifle enough of them.
Dne 22. 4. 2010. 9.13 v 9.13
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
Dne 22. 4. 2010. 13.30 v 13.30
For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.
Dne 22. 4. 2010. 13.55 v 13.55
I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
Dne 22. 4. 2010. 15.00 v 15.00
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
Dne 22. 4. 2010. 15.26 v 15.26
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
Dne 22. 4. 2010. 15.58 v 15.58
When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.
Dne 22. 4. 2010. 16.31 v 16.31
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.
Dne 22. 4. 2010. 19.04 v 19.04
We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.
Dne 22. 4. 2010. 20.32 v 20.32
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
Dne 22. 4. 2010. 20.48 v 20.48
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Dne 22. 4. 2010. 21.00 v 21.00
Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.
Dne 22. 4. 2010. 21.53 v 21.53
In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
Dne 23. 4. 2010. 0.23 v 0.23
In Germany they first came for the Communists, and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn’t speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me - and by that time no one was left to speak up.
Dne 23. 4. 2010. 1.36 v 1.36
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
Dne 23. 4. 2010. 11.07 v 11.07
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Dne 23. 4. 2010. 15.34 v 15.34
What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.
Dne 23. 4. 2010. 16.05 v 16.05
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Dne 23. 4. 2010. 20.18 v 20.18
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
Dne 23. 4. 2010. 20.33 v 20.33
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Dne 23. 4. 2010. 22.26 v 22.26
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Dne 24. 4. 2010. 0.04 v 0.04
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
Dne 24. 4. 2010. 0.32 v 0.32
We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
Dne 24. 4. 2010. 1.45 v 1.45
There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can’t get zillions of people to misunderstand it.
Dne 24. 4. 2010. 2.13 v 2.13
The only way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.
Dne 24. 4. 2010. 3.45 v 3.45
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Dne 24. 4. 2010. 4.39 v 4.39
The dangerous patriot … is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.
Dne 24. 4. 2010. 6.10 v 6.10
Research is what I’m doing when I don’t know what I’m doing.
Dne 24. 4. 2010. 6.31 v 6.31
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.
Dne 24. 4. 2010. 7.46 v 7.46
Attention to health is life’s greatest hindrance.
Dne 24. 4. 2010. 8.54 v 8.54
I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Dne 24. 4. 2010. 9.19 v 9.19
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
Dne 24. 4. 2010. 10.54 v 10.54
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.
Dne 24. 4. 2010. 10.58 v 10.58
The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.
Dne 24. 4. 2010. 11.10 v 11.10
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather… not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car…
Dne 24. 4. 2010. 11.23 v 11.23
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
Dne 24. 4. 2010. 13.26 v 13.26
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
Dne 24. 4. 2010. 13.55 v 13.55
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it.
Dne 24. 4. 2010. 13.56 v 13.56
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it’s the exact opposite.
Dne 24. 4. 2010. 15.24 v 15.24
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.
Dne 24. 4. 2010. 15.31 v 15.31
A camel is a horse designed by a committee
Dne 24. 4. 2010. 15.41 v 15.41
We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.
Dne 24. 4. 2010. 17.07 v 17.07
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Dne 24. 4. 2010. 17.44 v 17.44
The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
Dne 24. 4. 2010. 18.03 v 18.03
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: ‘His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
Dne 24. 4. 2010. 20.15 v 20.15
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Dne 24. 4. 2010. 20.19 v 20.19
If you’re sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.
Dne 24. 4. 2010. 20.23 v 20.23
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Dne 24. 4. 2010. 22.36 v 22.36
Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.
Dne 24. 4. 2010. 23.16 v 23.16
Once you’ve written TBicycle, you never forget how.
Dne 25. 4. 2010. 0.46 v 0.46
Don’t be so humble - you are not that great.
Dne 25. 4. 2010. 2.06 v 2.06
Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.
Dne 25. 4. 2010. 2.57 v 2.57
You’re about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
Dne 25. 4. 2010. 3.33 v 3.33
When you’ve seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.
Dne 25. 4. 2010. 5.14 v 5.14
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
Dne 25. 4. 2010. 7.33 v 7.33
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
Dne 25. 4. 2010. 8.11 v 8.11
Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.
Dne 25. 4. 2010. 9.40 v 9.40
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, ‘Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don’t believe?
Dne 25. 4. 2010. 11.09 v 11.09
The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.
Dne 25. 4. 2010. 12.37 v 12.37
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
Dne 25. 4. 2010. 12.55 v 12.55
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Dne 25. 4. 2010. 14.10 v 14.10
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Dne 25. 4. 2010. 16.52 v 16.52
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.
Dne 25. 4. 2010. 17.27 v 17.27
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
Dne 25. 4. 2010. 18.57 v 18.57
The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.
Dne 25. 4. 2010. 19.09 v 19.09
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
Dne 25. 4. 2010. 20.31 v 20.31
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Dne 25. 4. 2010. 21.23 v 21.23
Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law’s peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
Dne 25. 4. 2010. 22.06 v 22.06
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives
Dne 25. 4. 2010. 23.35 v 23.35
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Dne 25. 4. 2010. 23.43 v 23.43
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
Dne 26. 4. 2010. 1.56 v 1.56
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
Dne 26. 4. 2010. 4.07 v 4.07
Only one man ever understood me, and he didn’t understand me.
Dne 26. 4. 2010. 4.13 v 4.13
Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it
Dne 26. 4. 2010. 7.22 v 7.22
Everywhere I go I’m asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don’t stifle enough of them.
Dne 26. 4. 2010. 8.54 v 8.54
A hen is only an eggs way of making another egg.
Dne 26. 4. 2010. 8.58 v 8.58
Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.
Dne 26. 4. 2010. 10.32 v 10.32
The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.
Dne 26. 4. 2010. 11.12 v 11.12
It’s strange, isn’t it. You stand in the middle of a library and go ‘aaaaagghhhh’ and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.
Dne 26. 4. 2010. 13.39 v 13.39
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Dne 26. 4. 2010. 13.44 v 13.44
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Dne 26. 4. 2010. 14.06 v 14.06
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
Dne 26. 4. 2010. 15.59 v 15.59
If you are going through hell, keep going.
Dne 26. 4. 2010. 16.32 v 16.32
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
Dne 26. 4. 2010. 16.57 v 16.57
One morning I shot a bear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I’ll never know.
Dne 26. 4. 2010. 17.11 v 17.11
There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.
Dne 26. 4. 2010. 18.26 v 18.26
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
Dne 26. 4. 2010. 18.51 v 18.51
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I’m going to miss mine by just a few days.
Dne 26. 4. 2010. 20.44 v 20.44
I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
Dne 26. 4. 2010. 20.46 v 20.46
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
Dne 26. 4. 2010. 21.49 v 21.49
In the begining there was nothing and God said ‘Let there be light’, and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.
Dne 26. 4. 2010. 21.50 v 21.50
Hofstadter’s Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter’s Law.
Dne 26. 4. 2010. 22.51 v 22.51
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
Dne 26. 4. 2010. 23.22 v 23.22
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
Dne 27. 4. 2010. 0.30 v 0.30
A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
Dne 27. 4. 2010. 1.11 v 1.11
Anyone who starts a sentence, ‘With all due respect …’ is about to insult you.
Dne 27. 4. 2010. 1.53 v 1.53
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
Dne 27. 4. 2010. 2.26 v 2.26
[War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.
Dne 27. 4. 2010. 2.43 v 2.43
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
Dne 27. 4. 2010. 3.24 v 3.24
Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers?
Dne 27. 4. 2010. 4.02 v 4.02
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy — the mother.
Dne 27. 4. 2010. 4.39 v 4.39
Biologically speaking, if something bites you it’s more likely to be female.
Dne 27. 4. 2010. 6.07 v 6.07
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Dne 27. 4. 2010. 9.01 v 9.01
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.
Dne 27. 4. 2010. 10.43 v 10.43
I’m trying to see things from your point of view but I can’t get my head that far up my ass.
Dne 27. 4. 2010. 10.53 v 10.53
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
Dne 27. 4. 2010. 12.08 v 12.08
To err is human — and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Dne 27. 4. 2010. 13.46 v 13.46
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I’m going to miss mine by just a few days.
Dne 28. 4. 2010. 8.08 v 8.08
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I don’t pray because I don’t want to bore God.
Dne 28. 4. 2010. 12.49 v 12.49
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
Dne 28. 4. 2010. 13.07 v 13.07
Three o’clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
Dne 28. 4. 2010. 15.48 v 15.48
Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell.
Dne 28. 4. 2010. 17.12 v 17.12
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don’t work, those that break down and those that get lost.
Dne 28. 4. 2010. 17.19 v 17.19
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We don’t make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.
Dne 28. 4. 2010. 18.08 v 18.08
If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance.
Dne 28. 4. 2010. 18.33 v 18.33
Biologically speaking, if something bites you it’s more likely to be female.
Dne 28. 4. 2010. 18.43 v 18.43
It’s dangerous to underestimate the intelligence of a customer who grew a business that’s successful enough to require a large and complex set of software
Dne 28. 4. 2010. 19.28 v 19.28
A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load…)
Dne 28. 4. 2010. 19.42 v 19.42
I have an existential map; it has ‘you are here’ written all over it.
Dne 28. 4. 2010. 19.47 v 19.47
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
Dne 28. 4. 2010. 21.02 v 21.02
I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
Dne 28. 4. 2010. 21.03 v 21.03
Once you’ve written TBicycle, you never forget how.
Dne 28. 4. 2010. 21.11 v 21.11
Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.
Dne 28. 4. 2010. 21.14 v 21.14
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
Dne 28. 4. 2010. 22.14 v 22.14
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Dne 28. 4. 2010. 22.38 v 22.38
Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.
Dne 28. 4. 2010. 22.55 v 22.55
The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.
Dne 28. 4. 2010. 23.13 v 23.13
We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
Dne 28. 4. 2010. 23.24 v 23.24
I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it.
Dne 29. 4. 2010. 0.32 v 0.32
Why don’t you write books people can read?
Dne 29. 4. 2010. 0.39 v 0.39
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.
Dne 29. 4. 2010. 1.42 v 1.42
I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray.
Dne 29. 4. 2010. 2.17 v 2.17
Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
Dne 29. 4. 2010. 2.50 v 2.50
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We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
Dne 29. 4. 2010. 4.20 v 4.20
I’m Jewish. I don’t work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
Dne 29. 4. 2010. 7.57 v 7.57
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
Dne 29. 4. 2010. 12.28 v 12.28
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Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
Dne 29. 4. 2010. 14.09 v 14.09
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Dne 29. 4. 2010. 14.35 v 14.35
Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he’d lie just to keep his hand in.
Dne 29. 4. 2010. 17.48 v 17.48
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Dne 29. 4. 2010. 19.18 v 19.18
Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain
Dne 29. 4. 2010. 20.51 v 20.51
The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.
Dne 29. 4. 2010. 22.01 v 22.01
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Dne 29. 4. 2010. 22.19 v 22.19
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Dne 30. 4. 2010. 0.10 v 0.10
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Dne 30. 4. 2010. 0.25 v 0.25
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Dne 30. 4. 2010. 19.32 v 19.32
A physicist is an atom’s way of knowing about atoms.
Dne 30. 4. 2010. 19.37 v 19.37
If you can read this you’re not aiming in the right direction.
Dne 1. 5. 2010. 3.32 v 3.32
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
Dne 1. 5. 2010. 16.08 v 16.08
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
Dne 1. 5. 2010. 18.59 v 18.59
The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.
Dne 1. 5. 2010. 20.09 v 20.09
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Dne 1. 5. 2010. 20.29 v 20.29
Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheels !
Dne 1. 5. 2010. 20.52 v 20.52
Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official…
Dne 1. 5. 2010. 23.10 v 23.10
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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
Dne 2. 5. 2010. 14.29 v 14.29
Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.
Dne 2. 5. 2010. 17.40 v 17.40
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don’t add up.
Dne 3. 5. 2010. 2.44 v 2.44
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Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy — the mother.
Dne 3. 5. 2010. 15.30 v 15.30
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Dne 3. 5. 2010. 16.54 v 16.54
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Dne 3. 5. 2010. 18.55 v 18.55
Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.
Dne 3. 5. 2010. 20.54 v 20.54
I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
Dne 3. 5. 2010. 22.09 v 22.09
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Dne 3. 5. 2010. 23.12 v 23.12
Modern capitalism is not about free markets, it is about building sufficient mass that the market gravitationally collapses around you.
Dne 3. 5. 2010. 23.44 v 23.44
Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.
Dne 3. 5. 2010. 23.51 v 23.51
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Finagle’s Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will — at the worst possible moment.
Dne 4. 5. 2010. 13.46 v 13.46
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
Dne 4. 5. 2010. 14.36 v 14.36
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Dne 4. 5. 2010. 18.40 v 18.40
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Dne 4. 5. 2010. 19.05 v 19.05
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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If it wasn’t for muscle spasms, I wouldn’t get any exercise at all.
Dne 5. 5. 2010. 15.14 v 15.14
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Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
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I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
Dne 5. 5. 2010. 16.04 v 16.04
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
Dne 5. 5. 2010. 19.06 v 19.06
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee — that will do them in.
Dne 5. 5. 2010. 20.38 v 20.38
If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
Dne 5. 5. 2010. 20.58 v 20.58
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.
Dne 5. 5. 2010. 21.07 v 21.07
Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.
Dne 5. 5. 2010. 22.08 v 22.08
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
Dne 5. 5. 2010. 22.12 v 22.12
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Dne 5. 5. 2010. 22.58 v 22.58
DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.
Dne 5. 5. 2010. 23.20 v 23.20
In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
Dne 5. 5. 2010. 23.31 v 23.31
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
Dne 5. 5. 2010. 23.39 v 23.39
There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?
Dne 6. 5. 2010. 1.03 v 1.03
It’s clearly a budget. It’s got a lot of numbers in it.
Dne 6. 5. 2010. 1.06 v 1.06
Raymond’s Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.
Dne 6. 5. 2010. 1.31 v 1.31
I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change
Dne 6. 5. 2010. 2.35 v 2.35
The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.
Dne 6. 5. 2010. 13.22 v 13.22
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Dne 6. 5. 2010. 14.19 v 14.19
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Dne 6. 5. 2010. 15.22 v 15.22
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It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren’t, then I’d be a teacher.
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Dne 9. 5. 2010. 15.45 v 15.45
I like antics, it wakes up the brain cells. Fiction is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a functioning of looking at existence with the aid the bad outshine of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at vigour’s realities.
Dne 9. 5. 2010. 19.24 v 19.24
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